The Meritorious Kong Ball

Hey Ya’ll!!

Odd things have been going on here in Texas lately and I’m unsure what to think. What I do know is I’m sticking close to mommy just in case things really get wacky! What are these odd things you ask? Well, here ya go:

1. Today is August 1st….AUGUST IN TEXAS. For those who have never visited such a lovely place, here’s a crash course. It is currently 3:45 pm and only 80 outside and tomorrow’s high is only 86. I’m scared. Do I need to start stockpiling bones and gathering blankets for world end? Of course this happens now, I just achieved my goal as Miss Hot Body. Figures.

2. I watched my parents eat breakfast this morning and was able to produce the largest drool, without it ever hitting the floor. IMPRESSIVE.

3. My brother, Tike, arranged his Kong balls in a near perfect line. Why you ask? Remember me telling you he is STRANGE? Oh and I located a picture of him eating with his Kong ball. My parents really should own stock in Kong toys…just saying. Btw someone needs to tell him he’s a messy eater. Won’t be me. I’m on his sh*t list at the moment.

4. I FINALLY stole his precious Kong and when he asked for it back, I stood up for myself and VERY loudly said NO! I win, for the moment. I swear, there’s something about losing a leg that just gives a girl confidence!

5. The mini horse played nice the other day. I don’t have a picture but I swear it happened. I still don’t trust that damn thing…

 

That’s all I got for ya folks. Texas is weird and life is weird at times but I LOVE MY LIFE!!!! I’ll leave ya’ll with some of my favorite things this week:

 

Adrian Beltre hits his 3,000th career hit. Here’s Tike sporting his new bandanna grandma made him. I kindly asked grandma to make me one in pink, so I’ll have mine soon.

 

Mommy and I got to sit outside and didn’t melt for a change

 

Oh, and here’s my “Hey Mommy, I think I just saw my favorite neighbor Pam” face. 🙂

 

Bye for now!!!!!!!